Sunday, January 07, 2007

Poopsplosion

poopsplosion - Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[poop], Slang.
–noun
1. a diaper that has exploded with over flowing fecal matter.

If you are a parent you know EXACTLY what I am talking about. I posted previously that Grace has had some constipation issues. We tried natural remedies, but the issue wasn't becoming resolved. So we have been giving Grace a very natural laxative. So the result of the laxative is a poopsplosion. Put it this way, she has been a bath practially everytime she goes! Thankfully that is only about every other day. So for now, I have to bring like 5 extra outfits anywhere I go and pray that the poop is contained! :)


ps... Sorry if this is too much info, but hey... this is a day in the life of Lisa. Here is a picture of Grace with the evidence of a poopsplosion.

9 comments:

Megan said...

Hilarious! I can't tell you how many onesies I've just decided to trash after an incident just like this. I love that there's a name for it now!!!

Lindsay said...

OMG, we have had so many poopsplosions!
What a FUNNYpicture, you gotta save this one for when she has boyfriends!

Unknown said...

holy cow! too funny! and very very GROSS! and only a mom would be willing to clean up such grossness!! Oh, the things no one tells you before you have a baby, and even if they did tell you , you would never truly understand until it happens to you...case in point, I actually put Katey is a warm bath this week hoping it would help her "go" and I was more than excited when she pooped in the tub...even though it meant I would be bleaching it after she went to bed! :)

Michelle said...

It's amazing how you don't mind cleaning someone else poop up when it is your child. My Grace is now in 1's instead of newborn diapers because of the "poop episodes" we have been having. The 1's are a little to big for her but I get them tight on her and it contains the explosions!! Isn't being a mom great or what!! Wouldn't change it for the world!

The Amazing Trips said...

OH NO!!!

This just happened to us last week while we were visiting the zoo. I was reminded why it is SO important to ALWAYS pack a change of clothes for the kids during an outing ... because you never know!!!

Jen said...

Ha :) Awesome post, totally made me laugh! Been there, done that...sure to happen again!

Melanee said...

I just have to know...Do you WEAR your camera? Did you run to get it? What?!

Lisa said...

Melanee,
I actually called Adam to get it (it was the weekend!)... but no normally I don't have the camera at her changing table! :)

M said...

GIRL - I SO know about that! Cade has had DIARRHEA all week - It just doesn't stop - I don't think any diaper can hold it in! I have had to do laundry about every hour! Last night he vomitted twice - scared us to death - I was doing laundry in the middle of the night - Then Karina woke up with a fever, so she couldn't go to school - To top it off I have a pinched nerve in my back and can barely stand up! So we all went to the Dr. this morning! Luckily Cade was better or they were going to admit him to the hospital! SCARY night!
Glad Grace is finally getting it out!